It's been a while, but we're back mo'fos! Just in time for lobster-red sunburns and bathing suit camel toes. SUMMER amirite? But seriously - if you need a break from the beach, if you want your entertainment with a side of AC (bring a cardigan), if you wanna stuff your face with french fries and your soul with tantalizing stories, come on down to Threes Brewing.

Two Truths and A Lie will check all those boxes and then some.

$5 Tickets at the Door
Doors open at 7:30 PM
Show starts at 8 PM
The bar has dope food
THE END.

Do you remember - the 21st night of September? No? How about the 24th night of October. YUP! Two Truths got the EWF REMIXXX. 

After a brief summer hiatus, we're comin back with a rollicking night of stories in honor of the queen herself - the lady who puts the TERRA in terror - Mother (bleepin) Nature. 

Bring your crystals, umbrellas, and SPF 30. AND say that you'll remember.

Fronds till the ond or mortal enemies? This is a night dedicated to the 'buddies' who stood out (for better or worse) along the way. Ride or die homies, mixed with Ross and Rachel (PSYCHE - PHOEBE FOREVER); fake friends, mean friends, lost friends. From the ones who held your hair back in college (re: last night), to the ones whose requests you regularly decline on facebook - BYE FELICIA, to the ones who got reallly weird after high school. Two Truths is gonna get real lit, a little thorny, and very *friendly* - NSFW. Just kidding. But we are gonna have a great night of storytelling from some of our faves.

Regrets... so many to choose from. Eating the piece of pizza that fell face down in the foyer. Wearing JNCOs. Emailing the entire office about a toilet paper shortage. Butterly clips. Missing the boat on braces. We've all wanted to hit the rewind button once, twice, three times a lady.

On June 27th, we're serving up do-over narratives with a twist: pitting fact against fiction with performances from credible and unreliable narrators, you get to decide: who's telling truths about regrets and who's telling lies.

This next show is about those painful, awkward, hilarious, confusing and potentially FUCKED UP moments when you thought you got it completely right but didn't even come close. You thought you understood the directions to the airbnb, the joke at the wedding, someone else's native tongue. But in reality, you walked into the wrong vacation home, laughed at the father of the bride's sentimental toast when the rest of the guests were silent, and straight up offended your accountant. BAD NEWS BEARS. 

The good news is: we have collected these narrative gems for you. And over the course of the evening, you'll squirm in your seats, see yourselves in these tales of woe and wonder - is that too crazy to be true? Well it might be, folks. But it also might not be. That's the beauty of Two Truths... Come on down to Threes Brewing for a night of storytelling that keeps you guessing.

This next show is an ode to first loves. Like Steven Ortega in the first grade—what a head of hair. Or the Wizard of Oz figurines that you brought with you everywhere as a small child (yes, even to the bathroom). Like the first time you ate Annie's Mac & Cheese and realized this was the start of a beautiful friendship. Like the song you always sing at the top of your lungs in the shower—I Can't Make You Love Me by Bonnie Raitt. 

With exciting performances from straight shooters and frauds, come on down for a night of storytelling that will keep you guessing, definitely have you laughing, and occasionally crying.